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* I did a little “off-roading” yesterday. That’s when I drive to work in Omaha on medians and through parks because they’re in better shape than the actual roads.* Food trucks in Omaha may be allowed to operate until 2:30 a.m. after negotiations between Mayor Jean Stothert and the Omaha Food Truck Association. I’m pretty sure the Omaha Food Truck Association is more powerful than the AFL-CIO and the NRA combined.* Omaha City Council member Chris Jerram suggested lowering the restaurant tax. When I heard somebody mention lowering the restaurant tax, I assumed that Stothert had begun campaigning for re-election.* A member of the Omaha City Council tried to cut the restaurant tax while Mayor Jean Stothert was out of town on vacation. This is why Omaha is sometimes called “Little Chicago.”* Omaha Mayor Jean Stothert is traveling out of town on vacation. On previous vacations she’s tried to annex Branson, Missouri, …
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